Europe needs to get real on defence; Britain needs to get real on Europe
13 February 2025
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1 July 2009
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Jeremy Hardy ?
How about Dave Cameron for the interview?
He’s the biggest comedian I know…
Lord Hutton ?
Sir John Scarlett
Andrew Gilligan
Ian Hislop! How cool would it be to hear AC skewer him for 30 minutes?
So much cultural overlap between the UK and NA and yet there are two paragraphs in there that were Chinese. Daz the kitman???? I genuinely find such disparities interesting.
I think you should interview Russell Brand. I predict you would both get on like a house on fire.
I LOVE Catherine Tate and you could ask her about that bit with TB for Red Nose Day in which he stole the scene.
Please don’t interview the guys from The Mighty Boosh. I hate that show and everybody around me likes it. I can’t get away from it.
Peter Kay… you could talk about the north, and northern football teams. What about Simon Cowell? Does he count? He is not a comedian but he is funny and laughing all the way to the bank
Please tell me you got a tattoo done. I want one and I am trying to persuade my mum it is not a terrible thing to do. If I can say Alastair Campbell’s got one, she might ease up a bit … she loved your novel and thinks you’re the bees knees. So can I say you did???
Robin Williams, the funniest man on the planet
My school ‘claim to fame’ has always been sitting next to Gary Lineker, but as I mellow, you in full highland regalia playing the bagpipes in assembly whilst fronting Prog Rock band Magalith(?) now form part of my ‘claim to fame’ tale. I can see it and hear it like it was yesterday.
I’d love to hear you interviewing Ben Elton. Not because I admire Ben Elton – quite the reverse. A pseudo-socialist who really sold out to capitalism – it would be good to hear the two of you arguing over Blair etc! Jeremy Hardy would be good, too – for the opposite reason. A highly intelligent comedian who has not yet sold out and retains his socialist principles. But I love Eddie Izzard, too so hope you can tell us the broadcast times so I can tune in.
Homer Simpson?
Billy Connolly? I’d like you to ask him about hiw muh of his wife’s sexual guidanc in the Grauniad has been applied to their on relationship.
Owen Coyle? Though I’m not sure of the mass appeal.
Andy Hamilton. Always worth watching when he does shows like HIGNFY. And Drop The Dead Donkey was great TV.
How about interviewing the very beautiful Ronni Ancona?
My vote is with Peter Kay.
Em: I believe a “kitman” is the fellow who is in charge of the soccer uniforms. Correct me if I’m wrong anyone…
Like @Craig Oxfordshire, I endorse the view that you should aim for an interview with the comedian Cameron.
Otherwise (because of course he would refuse, outclassed from the outset) : how about Paul Merton, Stephen Fry, Alan Davies? Can you interview a sports person? Leighton James, Nigel Clough, Lance Armstrong…(in order of importance, obviously).
Martin Dobson eh Ally, when I was a boy playing for my school team in Manchester I was told that if ever Burnley FC came and asked you to sign for them as a schoolboy you did it. Not United or the bitters, not the scousers, Everton etc ..Burnley as they had the finest academy in England.
Martin Dobson was one of their products so was Keith Newton, Andy Lochead, Willie Morgan, Ralph Coates, Leighton James and Dave Thomas. Now our clubs scout Africa and South America instead of Britain. For me that leaves no local connection for us true footie fans.
As for comedians to interview, can I suggest who not to interview?
Russell Brand, Graham Norton, Harry Hill, Reeves and Mortimer, Matt Lucas, Dave Walliams, all as funny as metal fatigue in an aircraft’s wing IMHO.
To interview… how about Paul Whitehouse or any of the Fast Show team? Brilliant!!
So… any tattoo for you, sir? 🙂
Choosing a guest to interview on radio programme, CHAIN REACTION
Providing the programme producers with a list of those you’d like to interview, your first setback with the suggestions posted so far, is most such comedy celebrities lack sufficient discernible talent, to warrant someone of your status and interviewing skills, to make the exercise worth your while and effort
However, there’s always Mr Ken Dodd of Knotty Ash, near Liverpool. He values his privacy when out of the limelight to the point where, even at 82 years, I’m convinced nobody knows what really makes him tick. Convinced, too, he’d turn the interview offer down
Back to square one. Plus change tactics. Look, if the programme producers wish to obtain their money’s worth, it follows logically you’d need to choose a subject who’d stretch your own considerable interviewing skills to breaking point. Then, they’d have a radio broadcast worth us listening to
So, for my choice, may I suggest you put forward the Paxman family of Henley-on-Thames, please? Daddy Paxo especially, but with appropriate soundbite comments from his tv producer partner and their three teenage children
Comedians preferred, you reckon? Well, even the finest Morecambe and Wise skits can’t compete with the already classic YouTube footage, of a sneering Jeremy Paxman, asking a shifty-eyed, uncomfortable Michael Howard MP the selfsame question FOURTEEN TIMES during that BBC Newsnight interview. Compulsive viewing
One covert purpose of your interviewing JP would be to shed light on his alleged lifelong depressions, and record his best coping strategies, so the rest of us can also beta-test them and maybe benefit
I sense there’s alot behind those eyes, that would be fascinating to hear revealed, if you could manage it
Not an easy selection, though. Earlier this year (Monday, 9 February), all we got, here follows, in Mr Paxman’s own words …
” … You can save yourself the trouble because I’m not going to talk about it (his alleged long history of depression). Because once you open that door, what happens is you then seem to be craving some sort of special ‘poor, poor me’ attention: I think I’m probably just over-sensitive about it … ”
Is that all, then? Mmm, worth pointing out that you, sir, Mr Alastair Campbell, did ” … open that door” yourself. But it hasn’t implied any special pleading I’m aware of
All it took was your colossal quantities of raw nerve and courageousness, yes? It has also proven, invaluably for many of us, the right decision for you to make
Trevor Malcolm
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Tommy Tiernan or… Jason Byrne!
Or…. Russell Brand (don’t think you like him though).
Good Luck
Armando Ianucci? Peter Capaldi?
Interview last night was riveting by the way.
Looks like they like to keep it left leaning too. Well it is the BBC.