Inside the chocolate factory

  • Post

  • 28 February 2009

  • Posted by Alastair Campbell

  • 3

I thought I knew North London fairly well. So whenever I've seen 'The Chocolate Factory', I've always assumed I knew what it was. Indeed, as we parked the car before last night's fundraiser for Hornsey and Wood Green Labour Party, saw it was taking place next to the Chocolate Factory, and Fiona asked 'what's The Chocolate Factory?' I said 'duh,' or somesuch inelegant indication that it was blindingly obvious what 'The Chocolate Factory' was. A Chocolate Factory. It turned out she was right to be quizzical, and I was wrong to be so confident. It used to be part of the Bassetts sweets empire, but is now a collection of small creative industry workshops. Attached to it is the restaurant for the dinner, La Kera, which is like a canteen for the Factory during the day, and a restaurant by night. It helps at these dinners - I've been to some bad ones in my time - if there is a nice ambience and good food, and La Kera provided on that front. But the reason I got thinking about The Chocolate Factory, and things not always doing what the name says, is because in Hornsey and Wood Green, Labour candidate Karen Jennings is trying to oust a Lib Dem, Lynne Featherstone. And as people in both Labour and the Tory Party know, when you're up against the Lib Dems, you're never quite sure, though it says Lib Dem on the label, what you're fighting. The label says 'basically Labour but with some quite left-wing values and a few specific problems with government policy' in what they see as traditional Labour areas, and 'basically Tory but we try to be nicer people' in more Conservative looking areas. So in Hornsey and Wood Green, they do a bit of both. This post code politics has served them well in local campaigns down the years. But talking to activists last night, the message coming back was that since Lynne Featherstone had been elected as Lib Dem MP - helped by a strong anti-war sentiment in the area - she was coming over as a lightweight. What made for good campaigning did not necessarily make for a good MP. What also came over in the q and a after my speech was a real appetite for more aggressive campaigning by the younger members of Gordon Brown's ministerial team. And, said Karen Jennings, there was far greater understanding on the doorstep for how GB is trying to handle the economic crisis, than comes over through the media. His speech to Congress this week is a big moment. People will hopefully be drawn by the drama of the moment to hear the content of his argument. He remains one of the world leaders most active and engaged in shaping the ideas to lead us out of the recession and into recovery. As I said on twitter last night, someone in the room, Matt Cooke, was twittering about the speech as I spoke. I have yet to master receiving or sending tweets as he has and I could tell how pathetically impressed he thought I was when he scrolled through all the things he had been saying about what I had been saying. I had already taken to him when he led a surprisingly hearty round of applause when I defended the government on Royal Mail. Then I learned he worked for Pat McFadden, the lead minister in the Commons on the issue. It was nice to meet Claire Kober, who has taken over as leader of Haringey Counil in the wake of the Baby P controversy. She is a very impressive woman. It was not all sweetness and light though. I took the opportunity, in a room dominated by Spurs supporters, to say I really hoped they lose the Carling Cup Final tomorrow. The last few days have been horrible, as I contemplate what might have been if Burnley had held out for just two more minutes in the second leg of the semi final. I really hope Karen Jennings beats Lynne Featherstone. But I also really want to see those Spurs players looking like ours did when they undeservedly beat us. Small-minded I guess, but there you go. I know it says Big-hearted Al on the label. But football is football, and what Spurs did to us was beyond forgiveness.

3 responses to “Inside the chocolate factory”

  1. Spurs have umpteen players cup tied tomorrow. I support Chelsea and am married to a Spurs fanatic; I am rooting for Spurs as a mark of respect for London clubs. Chelsea have a lot of respect for Burnley too!

  2. Barbera Castle (in 2000), on Labour’s original values:

    “Our roots were therefore grounded in the demand for social justice and an end to the gross inequalities between rich and poor. We wanted a society in which everyone could fulfil themselves, and with compassion for those who were left behind.

    Those values are just as relevant today. Of course methods must change, but values should not. “Modernisation” must not be used as a cloak for materialism.”

    Do this and you’ll marginalise the Lib. Dems. and leave the Tories exposed.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Alastair Campbell’s diary: The right wing case for climate crisis denial is going up in flames

Europe is burning, food insecurity is growing and Trump and Farage are still shouting about “Net Stupid Zero”... Continue

28 July 2026

199. Is Trump’s Chaos Pushing Iceland Towards the EU? (Prime Minister of Iceland, Kristrún Frostadóttir)

What are the real reasons Iceland has brought forward its vote on restarting accession talks with the EU? What lessons did the Prime Minister learn from watching Brexit unfold while living in the UK, ... Continue

27 July 2026

Britain’s Ticking Time Bomb: The Food Security Crisis

Could the UK be facing empty supermarket shelves by 2030? Are food distribution centres sitting ducks for drone warfare? And how has Britain got to a place where is has just 3 days to 3 weeks worth of... Continue

23 July 2026

556. The US-China AI Arms Race and Badenoch vs. Rory’s Centrism

Is China quietly outsmarting the US in the AI arms race, and is Trump laying the pitch to challenge the results of the US midterms with his repeated, unfounded claims of Chinese election meddling? Why... Continue

23 July 2026

Alastair Campbell’s diary: My night with the homeless showed me that Burnham must end rough sleeping

The new PM must be radical – including on Britain’s place in Europe... Continue

22 July 2026

555. Burnham’s Cabinet Purge and Rough Sleeping Pledge: Will He Succeed?

What does Andy Burnham’s purge of Starmer loyalists from the top of government tell us about how the new British prime minister will govern the UK? Why did Ed Miliband drop his ten-year Energy Secur... Continue

21 July 2026

198. How Trump’s Imperial Presidency Really Works

How does the most chaotic White House in history actually make decisions? How did Netanyahu sell Trump on a regime change war in Iran? Who is the only world leader Trump is truly afraid of?  Alastair... Continue

20 July 2026

196. How America Talks Itself Into Endless Wars

What does the gap between American foreign policy rhetoric and reality reveal about the failures of its military interventions in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and Iran? In an age of algorithm-driven poli... Continue

6 July 2026